So far so good.

I started out as a winner. We all did. When it came time to win a race I out lasted the others. I am talking about the race to fertilize my mothers egg which eventually became me! The sad part was that I had to beat a million of my brothers and sisters. Alas, they can not enjoy the fruits of Oh My Incredible Life. If it makes them feel any better, I can't swim now, so if I ever drown they will get the last laugh.

If the world were to explode now, my life would have been twice as incredible. Why? Well I didn't waste it saving money or paying into a 401k. I have lived it to the fullest. Give us your worse Osama bin laden. You're only making my financially secure friends look like a fool.

Good news for you! Oh My Incredible Life is now Oh My Incredible Life the blog! I hope you don't get upset when you compare your life to mine. When I compare my life to say, Mel Gibson, I don't say, "Why can't I be a movie star?" No, I am just thankful I didn't have to sit through "Apocalypto" more then once. So cheer up! If it makes you feel better, I'm so ugly it makes me look cute. Like a baby fly.